The Studio Cassette

The_Piano signed on at 7:34:12 PM.
The_Piano (7:40:29 PM): Christine, thank God you’re on. Are you at the studio?
The_Piano (7:40:36 PM): I’ve been trying to write you like crazy. Look, I’ve got an issue.
The_Piano (7:40:44 PM): So I kind of lost a tape there, and I need you to send me the demo back. They’re going to kill me if they find out I don’t have the tape with me, please.
The_Piano (7:40:48 PM): Hello?!?!?! Why aren’t you answering!?!?
The_Piano (7:40:52 PM): What’s the matter with you?!?!
nowshesaturtle221 (7:44:08 PM): Jesus Christ, give a gurl a moment will ya?
The_Piano (7:44:22 PM): Yeah, that’s fine for you to say, your ass isn’t about to fry.
The_Piano (7:44:24 PM): You have no idea how much pressure I’m under here. Can you just drive as fast as you can to the studio?
nowshesaturtle221 (7:44:44 PM): I am at the studio
nowshesaturtle221 (7:46:18 PM): Whats it to you?
The_Piano (7:46:33 PM): DIDN’T I JUST SAY!?!?!?!
nowshesaturtle221 (7:46:54 PM): Oh you were serious about that?
nowshesaturtle221 (7:47:01 PM): I didn’t think you’d actually have the balls to ask me for anything.
The_Piano (7:47:31 PM): begging
nowshesaturtle221 (7:47:49 PM): whatev
nowshesaturtle221 (7:48:08 PM): look Ryan, I dun have what you need.
The_Piano (7:48:17 PM): What the hell do you mean!?!? It’s AT the studio, all you gotta do is get the tape, pass it to the computer and mail it to me. Look, your ass is on the line too here you know?
nowshesaturtle221 (7:49:11 PM): oi internet just decided to go slow-mo
The_Piano (7:49:38 PM): slow-mo!?!? slow-mo!?!?
The_Piano (7:49:47 PM): Christine, please, please don’t leave me hanging like this.
nowshesaturtle221 (7:52:48 PM): what do you mean my ass is on the line too?
The_Piano (7:55:35 PM): I mean, I can just as easily tell the boss you didn’t help out and because of you we lost the account.
nowshesaturtle221 (7:56:00 PM): Enjoy, explaining that you forgot the tape in the first place.
nowshesaturtle221 (7:56:26 PM): Why did they bring the thing in a tape, btw?
The_Piano (7:56:34 PM): long story
nowshesaturtle221 (7:59:20 PM): lolz, your gonna fry!
The_Piano (7:59:57 PM): It’s spelled you’re.
The_Piano (8:00:04 PM): Please help?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:00:22 PM): If you werrent correcting me all the time maybe Id considered it...
The_Piano (8:03:58 PM): Consider it.
The_Piano (8:04:14 PM): I mean, whatever. Look, please, just do what I’m asking of you.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:04:57 PM): why didn’t the boss take me to NYC too?
The_Piano (8:05:49 PM): Is that what this is about?!!?!?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:06:57 PM): wateves.
The_Piano (8:08:33 PM): Aren’t you like twenty three!?!? Why are you acting and talking like a freaking twelve year old?!?!
nowshesaturtle221 (8:09:29 PM): Oh, insulting me. thats how evryune gets on my good side ;)
nowshesaturtle221 (8:10:32 PM): Look, I’m not going to just save your butt here.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:13:48 PM): im kinda enjoying the whole ordeal. ok?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:13:51 PM): Is that so bad?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:14:01 PM): Hello!?!?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:14:27 PM): Where’d you go?
The_Piano (8:17:29 PM): I was looking for the tape elsewhere. Couldn’t find it.
The_Piano (8:17:36 PM): Look, the meeting’s in like three hours. Do you think they’ll find it funny that we flew all the the way out here to present them the new artists for this year and we don’t even have the tape for one of them!?!?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:18:33 PM): but hes not even like the main guy.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:22:09 PM): hes just the guy YOU happen to like.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:23:35 PM): so your pretty much screwed
nowshesaturtle221 (8:23:56 PM): i.e all your base are belong to me. :)
The_Piano (8:24:38 PM): fuck you.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:25:42 PM): now who’s being infantile?
The_Piano (8:26:01 PM): You think is all a sack of lulz or something?
The_Piano (8:26:08 PM): This is my job on the line. This is my life. Look, it costs you nothing.
The_Piano (8:26:12 PM): Literally, nothing.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:26:50 PM): I just dont feel like doing it, way dont you call the boss and ask him to order me?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:27:01 PM): *why>way
The_Piano (8:27:39 PM): Yeah, sure, that sounds reasonable. Here you go boss, the perfect foundation to fire me, in a golden plate.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:28:17 PM): lulz
The_Piano (8:28:27 PM): THIS ISN’T FUNNY CHRISTINE!
The_Piano (8:28:40 PM): Everyone’s allowed one mistake, just help me out this once.
The_Piano (8:28:45 PM): Is it that much to ask?
The_Piano (8:28:53 PM): Really?
The_Piano (8:28:57 PM): Is it?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:29:02 PM): why dint you just carry a digital copy with you?
The_Piano (8:30:11 PM): I forgot to make one. They were adament about it being on a cassette and so I just figured we’d play the cassette. Look, if you send me the Mp3 I can pass back unto a cassette here and nobody will tell the difference.
The_Piano (8:30:20 PM): We’ll get off scot free.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:30:56 PM): you’ll get off scot free, whats in it for me?
The_Piano (8:31:14 PM): My eternal love and appreciation?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:32:15 PM): besides dat.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:32:44 PM): you should really give me that anyway, on top of something to sweeten the deal.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:34:02 PM): take me to Hershey Park or something ;)
nowshesaturtle221 (8:34:12 PM): Oh right you dont like rides
nowshesaturtle221 (8:34:31 PM): ever been to philly?
The_Piano (8:36:32 PM): HERSHEY PARK!?!?! SERIOUSLY!??! YOU’RE 23 CHRISTINE!
The_Piano (8:36:42 PM): Look, I just need you to be a decent human being for once. Is that so much to ask? Why are you giving me such a hard time?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:36:51 PM): Oh no, that is mild beyond mild.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:37:37 PM): if you want to see hard, you can see hard.
The_Piano (8:38:34 PM): fine, I’ll take you to Hershey Park
The_Piano (8:38:43 PM): I’m sorry the boss didn’t choose you to come to NYC with us.
The_Piano (8:38:50 PM): You’re acting a little weird, but whatever.
The_Piano (8:38:51 PM): Now, pretty please with sugar on top, can you help me?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:39:08 PM): um....let me think about it...
The_Piano (8:40:37 PM): You’re serious?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:41:09 PM): What do you mean I’m being weird?
The_Piano (8:41:55 PM): FUCK CHRISTINE! I’m sorry, ok? You’re not weird. You’re perfect. Just go and transfer the cassette, for the love of God.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:42:31 PM): dont cuz liek that
nowshesaturtle221 (8:43:07 PM): why would you cuz like that?
The_Piano (8:43:19 PM): Because I’m under a lot of pressure and you’re not being helpful at all?
The_Piano (8:43:23 PM): And what the fuck do you mean cuz like that?! What is WRONG with you?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:43:57 PM): Yes, your the one cuzing and somethings the matter with me
The_Piano (8:44:10 PM): You’re.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:45:15 PM): Your what?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:46:05 PM): Oh, you correcting me again. i told you i dint liake that.
The_Piano (8:46:25 PM): You’re going to make me blow my brains out.
The_Piano (8:46:31 PM): What did I ever do to make you do this?
The_Piano (8:46:45 PM): Is it really my fault the boss didn’t choose you to come on this trip?
The_Piano (8:46:51 PM): Why would you dangle me like this? I already tried wrtiting everyone else, nobody is at the studio. PLEASE help.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:47:24 PM): Do you think I’m sexy?
The_Piano (8:48:02 PM): Wow.
The_Piano (8:48:08 PM): Where the fuck did that come from?
The_Piano (8:48:11 PM): Right now, I think you’re off your rocker.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:49:20 PM): you’re opinion matters to me.
The_Piano (8:50:53 PM): That time it was your. Seriously, are you just acting or something? Is this all a big joke to you?
The_Piano (8:51:00 PM): How do I make you understand that this is my carreer and my life on the line?
The_Piano (8:51:02 PM): It isn’t some play thing, and I am NOT joking around.
The_Piano (8:51:16 PM): Honestly? You’re getting on my nerves lately.
The_Piano (8:51:27 PM): Actually, with this conversation. So no, you’re not being “sexy”.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:51:31 PM): what if i pressed my boobs together more?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:52:03 PM): lulz
nowshesaturtle221 (8:52:22 PM): jk
nowshesaturtle221 (8:54:15 PM): so why are they so obsessed with it being a casset?
The_Piano (8:54:32 PM): Cassette.
The_Piano (8:54:34 PM): It’s because they say they’re trying to bring music back to its roots and they’re trying to do a whole thing against digital music and whatever. I don’t really see what kid of message they’re sending, but I guess if it makes the client happy, fine with me.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:54:42 PM): right now you should be tryin to make me happy.
The_Piano (8:55:41 PM): I really cannot understand why you’re doing this.
nowshesaturtle221 (8:56:20 PM): Say, say, I can haz my cassete thingey now?
The_Piano (8:56:48 PM): You’re kidding.
The_Piano (8:57:01 PM): .... fine. Can I have my cassette thingey now?
nowshesaturtle221 (8:58:15 PM): no not laike that. It has to be “I can haz my cassette thingey now”?
The_Piano (8:59:00 PM): So I can just copy and paste what you wrote.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:00:35 PM): watevez.
The_Piano (9:01:46 PM): “I can haz my cassette thingey now”?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:01:58 PM): good boy.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:02:12 PM): what else will you do? will you bark like a dog?
The_Piano (9:02:11 PM): no, of course not
The_Piano (9:02:16 PM): I mean, I guess, fine.
The_Piano (9:02:21 PM): Bow wow.
The_Piano (9:02:21 PM): Is that it?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:03:03 PM): No, thats not enough. You have really beg.
The_Piano (9:03:19 PM): Look Christine, you clearly realize that you have me by the balls. Can you just start passing the cassette to Mp3 and meanwhile I’ll do whatever you ask?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:03:57 PM): okays!
The_Piano (9:04:15 PM): whew.
The_Piano (9:04:15 PM): good.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:04:32 PM): iz ok. im passing your thingey now.
The_Piano (9:05:32 PM): How did it take you only a minute to set up everything
The_Piano (9:05:46 PM): ?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:06:07 PM): Ah, ok.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:07:51 PM): now I have it all ready, I only had it a little ready before.
The_Piano (9:08:42 PM): What the hell do you mean?
The_Piano (9:08:49 PM): Are you on something Christine? Are you passing the tape to digital or not?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:09:31 PM): yea, yea, keep your pants on.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:10:14 PM): or do you? lulz!
The_Piano (9:10:45 PM): What does that even mean!?
The_Piano (9:10:50 PM): Why do you keep coming on to me like this?
The_Piano (9:10:56 PM): You know, you could get in trouble for something like sexual harrasment.
The_Piano (9:11:02 PM): You really should cool it down a little, this can’t be good for either of us.
The_Piano (9:11:06 PM): Honestly, are you drunk? You can tell me if you’re drunk. Are you drunk?
The_Piano (9:11:09 PM): Just come clean about it and it won’t be a big deal to anybody.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:12:15 PM): i am most certainly not even a little bit drunk – no sireeboob-
nowshesaturtle221 (9:12:38 PM): sireeboob > seribob
The_Piano (9:12:56 PM): Fine Christine, I’l just wait.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:13:00 PM): besides they dont do sexual harrasment if its a woman. its not allowed.
The_Piano (9:13:05 PM): What the hell are you talking about? It completely is sexual harrasment if a woman does it.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:13:21 PM): oh, but iz totally cool. Ive seen you look at my big knockers. you want me all night long, so how can i be the one doing the harrasment?
The_Piano (9:14:19 PM): What are you talking about Christine?
The_Piano (9:14:24 PM): Look, I don’t see you that way. You’re a co-worker, I won’t be a part of this, this conversation could be very compromising.
The_Piano (9:14:25 PM): Just do what I tell you and I’ll wait.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:14:51 PM): wut does compromising mean?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:15:33 PM): like there will be a compromise about what?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:15:55 PM): i dont remember that word
The_Piano (9:15:59 PM): It just means that we could get in a lot of trouble for having this conversation.
The_Piano (9:16:02 PM): And apparently you’re acting retarded.
The_Piano (9:16:08 PM): except you don't work without pressure
The_Piano (9:16:11 PM): I really fail to understand you, like, at all.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:17:57 PM): Im just doing it for the lulz. oh, your thingey died somehow. it like, exploded. its on fire now. watevez. do you think my little sister is pretty?
The_Piano (9:18:53 PM): WHAT?!?!?!
nowshesaturtle221 (9:21:55 PM): i mean, she’s a bit young and everything, and she doesnt have any boobies liek me or anything, but, shes kinda cute right?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:22:37 PM): liek, if you were in her class, youd totally like her and not that bitch Samantha, right?
The_Piano (9:22:55 PM): Fuck. Me.
The_Piano (9:22:56 PM): Is this Amanda?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:23:51 PM): no...
nowshesaturtle221 (9:25:09 PM): and if it was, why are you cuzzing around my lil sister?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:25:31 PM): hello?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:25:47 PM): why do you alwayz has to go? your thingey is on fire! fire! come savez it!
The_Piano (9:26:45 PM): I spoke with your sister on the phone. Amanda, get off Christine’s account.
The_Piano (9:26:57 PM): Do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in young girl?
The_Piano (9:27:05 PM): Your sister is going to have a cow when she comes around there.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:27:29 PM): you aint my daddy, you cant tell if im in trouble or not. you know all those stupid things you guys thinnk are so cool? You know what my daddy sayss?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:27:37 PM): He calls it cheesy.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:28:04 PM): He thinks you guys are all a bunch of hack nad he dont care none that Christine is wasting all her time with you bunch of lazy no good for nobody doing goodheckers that dont know what your doin
The_Piano (9:28:20 PM): Bye now, Amanda. I hope wasting my time was adventicious for you somehow.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:29:48 PM): I have never heard that word in my life.
The_Piano signed off at 9:29:49 PM.
The_Piano signed on at 9:30:00 PM.
The_Piano (9:30:08 PM): Is it actually you now Christine?
The_Piano (9:30:10 PM): Or is this still Amanda?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:30:32 PM): It’s me now. Why’d you sign off?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:32:10 PM): And why are you trying to sound so smart around my little sister? I’m not even sure that’s the proper use of the word adventicious.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:38:23 PM): Are you trying to impress a twelve year old by any chance? Because that’d be a new low even for you Ryan.
The_Piano (9:38:55 PM): I didn’t sign off, I blocked you. Or your sister rather. As soon as I did I got your text that you’d gotten your account back and I signed on again.
The_Piano (9:39:02 PM): I wasn’t trying to sound smart to your sister, that’s jus the first word that came into my mind to describe that particular situation. Do you have any better ideas?
The_Piano (9:39:10 PM): I gotta admit though, I was watching this Woody Allen comedy called...I forget. Oh yeah, Anything Else. It’s got the kid from American Pie in it. What’s his name? Whatever. Anyway, they use the word there and I thought it sounded like a good word so why not adopt it?
The_Piano (9:39:27 PM): I wasn’t trying to impress anyone
The_Piano (9:39:30 PM): Much less your little sister
The_Piano (9:39:40 PM): HellO?
The_Piano (9:40:00 PM): You haven’t written back in like two minutes.
The_Piano (9:40:12 PM): Are you there?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:41:16 PM): Yes, of course I’m here. It was like one minute, but we don’t all write like we’re about to be eaten by piranhas.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:42:29 PM): Anyway, didn’t you have some emergency with a cassette at the studio? How are you solving that?
The_Piano (9:44:33 PM): Finally got ahold of somebody else that was there to do it for me.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:46:24 PM): Who?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:46:41 PM): Oh, and I think you were using adventicious wrong. You can’t just take any word from a movie and try to use it in every day use.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:47:17 PM): Seriously, pick up a dictionary.
The_Piano (9:51:38 PM): Mike.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:52:29 PM): Mike what?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:52:56 PM): Oh, you meant the person that helped you out. Well, I’m glad all that was sorted. Sorry about my sister. It’s the last time I’m leaving my AIM logged on, I can promise you that.
The_Piano (9:53:45 PM): She asked me some really weird questions, specially sexual stuff and stuff about boobs. You should really have her checked out or something, that girl is not normal. Adolescence can be a terrible thing in the wrong hands.
The_Piano (9:53:49 PM): Don’t get me wrong, she’s a nice girl and all, but all those hormones have her going crazy. Also I think she dislikes some girl named Samantha. And for the love of God she needs to have her spelling and grammar checked out, it’s really no good for anyone that she types like a neanderthal, although I guess it’s helpful if she ever tries to impersonate you again.
The_Piano (9:53:53 PM): It’s really a wonder that it took me so long to realize it wasn’t really you. I just used really twice there. Dumb of me. Look, I’m sorry if I’m typing too much but I’m really nervous. I wasted over and hour trying to get things done through your sister and she was just yanking my chain along the whole time. Seriously, you should punish her or something for that. Obviously it’s not my place but it was a real harm done to me and the company. Of course, I admit it’s mostly my fault for losing the cassette and then being fooled by a twelve year old for so long, but dammit, that’s just me doing my best. I should’ve been tipped off by the bad spelling and the cuzzing thing. I actually feel really stupid and ashamed that I didn’t realize it before. Does this kind of thing happen often?
The_Piano (9:53:54 PM): I mean, she pulling these kind of pranks?
nowshesaturtle221 (9:54:05 PM): Yeah, she kind of does it all the time. It’s a pain in the ass. We’ll definetly look into some sort of punishment or something. Anyway, didn’t you have to go?
The_Piano (9:54:04 PM): Yeah, I do. I hope Mike did everything exactly how I said.
nowshesaturtle221 (9:54:10 PM): He’s not stupid you know.
The_Piano (9:54:17 PM): Yeah, right now the only one that feel like an idiot is me.
The_Piano (9:54:18 PM): bye
nowshesaturtle221 (9:54:24 PM): bye
The_Piano signed off at 9:54:32 PM.